Author Archives: FireBreathingChristian

About FireBreathingChristian

I am a wretch saved by grace by a God who, for His purposes and glory, chose to save me while I still hated Him. Woohoo! I am also the founder of R3V Press, publisher of books including "Fire Breathing Christians", "Apathetic Christianity: The Zombie Religion of American Churchianity", "Satan's Jackass: The Progressive Party's War on Christianity", "Stupid Elephant Tricks: The Other Progressive Party's War on Christianity", "The Beginning of Knowledge: Christ as Truth in Apologetics", and "Fiat Slavery: The Economics of Hell (and America)".

The Fire Breathing Christian Blog has moved…

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My, what a lovely picture of Satan you have there!

In this rendition we are treated to the 47,342,916th incarnation of “do not judge” Jesus, also known as, “Satan”. Or maybe it’s just Jim Caviezel. Can’t be sure.

Either way, it isn’t the Jesus of Scripture and Christianity. And since I’ve never heard anything so hypocritical, oxymoronic, and flat out stupid as this ever come out of Jim Caviezel’s mouth, I’m gonna stick with my conviction that the figure most accurately represented by the lily white, baby cuddling, sparkling clean guy in the sandals is, in fact, Satan.
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It’s all on us: Why WE are responsible for the death (or restoration) of America

Somewhere deep down, we have to know that the mess in America is our fault.

You and me.

I know, I know…it’s sooooo much more fun to blame Them for all of it – the Democrats, the liberals, the progressives, the Muslims, the gay activists…

And yeah, I’m also well aware that there are a whole lotta “good” excuses that we have handy and ready to roll at the drop of a hat…
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Pin the Tail on the Antichrist: Barack Obama (Episode #593)

Barack Hussein Obama.

AKA Barry Soetoro.

AKA Keyser Soze.

AKA…today’s candidate for consideration on Pin the Tail on the Antichrist!

[insert Omen theme music and applause here]
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Let Them Eat Gay Cake: Corporate America’s Pro-Gay Blitz Hits Delicious New Lows

Mmmmm….gay cake. Thank you, Betty Crocker!

Who knew that giving God the finger could be so delicious?

And so profitable?

There’s no doubt about it: Here in “god bless ‘merica”, where profit is god and God is bad for business, it has become all the rage to openly mock biblical Christianity by any and all frosted, fruity and delicious means possible.
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Retarded by Design: The Mind Blowing Success of State-Controlled “Education”

“Public schools are a failure!” is one of the most thoroughly idiotic lines that we can ever let slip through our mouths as Christians.

“But my school is different,” is another.

“It’s filled with wonderful Christian teachers who pray all the time and go to good churches. They even preach the gospel by hidden code embedded in third grade math problems and the like. Oh, and there are always tons of talking bunny rabbits and unicorns happily frolicking and proclaiming the lordship of Christ on the playground, too!”
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Singing Sweet, Sweet Lies in the “Land of the Free” and the Home of the NSA

It would seem that our self-referential pride, after many decades, has finally led us to open foolishness of the sort that ought to embarrass and shame us into critical examination, recognition, and repentance of our folly.

But we don’t do repentance.

We’re Americans.

Repentance is for the French.
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