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- My, what a lovely picture of Satan you have there! July 21, 2014In this rendition we are treated to the 47,342,916th incarnation of "do not judge" Jesus, also known as, "Satan". Or maybe it's just Jim Caviezel. Can't be sure. Either way, it isn't the Jesus of Scripture and Christianity. And since I've never heard anything so hypocritical, oxymoronic, and flat out stupid as this eve […]FireBreathingChristian
- It’s all on us: Why WE are responsible for the death (or restoration) of America July 18, 2014Somewhere deep down, we have to know that the mess in America is our fault. You and me. I know, I know...it's sooooo much more fun to blame Them for all of it - the Democrats, the liberals, the progressives, the Muslims, the gay activists... And yeah, I'm also well aware that there are a whole lotta "good" excuses that we have handy and r […]FireBreathingChristian
- The Fire Breathing Christian Blog has moved… July 29, 2014
Category Archives: Liberalism
Prancing Ponies, Bible Belt Satanists, and America’s Proud Rebellion
. . . At this moment in our history, our unique claim to fame is that, when it comes to sheer size and scale of blasphemy and idolatry, there has never in all of human history been a greater, more boastful spiritual whore than America. There’s not even a close second, really, though one could make the case for Old Testament Israel being the closest thing to a competitor for this particular award.
What makes America truly untouchable in this contest isn’t just the globe-spanning scope and influence of her rank prostitution. It’s the fact that she does it all while mouthing her “love for Jesus” that makes it a truly unique and bone chilling horror. This combo gives allows her to coast to the easiest of wins where the gold medal for rebellion is concerned.
But hey, if you’re gonna do something, be the best at that thing, right?
And in America, if there’s one thing we know, it’s that we’re #1! Continue reading
Posted in Activism, America, American Churchianity, American History, Conservatism, Constitution, Culture War, Founding Fathers, Free Speech, Freedom, Leftism, Liberalism, Patriotism, Politics, Progressive, Progressivism, Propaganda, Stupid Elephant Tricks, Ten Commandments, Theology
Tagged America, Blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, Conservatives, Oklahoma, Rebellion, Rights, Satanists, Ten Commandments, Truth
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Confessions of a Stupid Elephant (Sample Chapter from “Stupid Elephant Tricks – The Other Progressive Party’s War on Christianity”)
Is my vote honoring to my God? Continue reading
The Smell of Progress
I can remember living in Seattle just over a decade ago, right before the world was scheduled to end by way of another colossal Microsoft screw-up. Maybe all the techno-apocalyptic hubbub was just another marketing ploy concocted for the likes of Hal Lindsey and Pat Robertson, or maybe it was all a part of prepping the world for Vista. We may never know, but, whatever the case on the Y2K front, Seattle in 1999 definitely was an interesting place to be.
The political sea was churning.
The world was watching.
Progress was in the air.
Posted in Activism, America, Conservatism, Free Speech, Freedom, History, Leftism, Liberalism, Liberty, Politics, Progressive, Progressivism, Terrorism, You're surely a racist if
Tagged Progress, Progressive, Progressivism, Revolution, Seattle, Tax Day, Tea Party, WTO Riots
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There are No Ducks
In this present era of happy progressive Orwellian hope and change, if something walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and generally goes about the business of acting like a duck, not only are you discouraged from imagining, much less speaking of it actually being a duck, you’re probably a racist, right-wing, hyper-religious, Palin-worshipping nutcase for even recognizing the possibility that it might be so.
Of course, ducks aren’t really the problem here. Unless they vote Republican. (And why would any self-respecting creature of the wild ever do that?)
Posted in Communist, Culture War, Ducks, Indoctrination, Karl Marx, Leftism, Liberalism, Marxism, Propaganda, Socialism
Tagged Communism, Ducks, Marxism, Socialism
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Comrade Oxymoron and His Deconstruction of Christianity
Did you know that “Christian worldview” is an oxymoron?
Me neither.
And don’t worry; it isn’t.
Yet just this weekend I spoke with a professing Christian who actually believes that “Christian worldview” is indeed oxymoronic. He said so. Out loud. He wrote about it, too.
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Posted in Activism, Apologetics, Blue Like Jazz, Christianity, Counterfeit Christianity, Donald Miller, Leftism, Liberalism, Marxism, Persecution, Socialism, Theology
Tagged Apologetics, Biblical Christianity, Blue Like Jazz, Christianity, Comrade Oxymoron, Donald Miller, Emergent Church, False Teaching, Hippie-culture, Oxymoron, Progressive, Socialism, Truth
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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell – It’s Not Just for Homos Anymore
In the wake of last week’s horrifying act of anything-but-Islamic-terrorism perpetrated by the “Allahu Akbar!” shouting Nidal Malik Hasan and the subsequent State-controled media’s comically persistent attempts at promoting spin the likes of which would’ve made George Orwell’s imagination explode, we have learned something:
If you’re an Islamic fanatic currently embedded in the ranks of the U.S. military, we really don’t wanna know.
So do try to keep it to yourself, okay? Continue reading
The Gayness of State Controlled Media
In the aftermath of yesterday’s elections, I stumbled upon the following gem from our professional, unbiased journalists at state controlled Associated Press. I’ve reproduced it in its entirety so that you might bask in the full, undiluted glow of this bit of contemporary American journalistic brilliance: Continue reading
Posted in Activism, Culture War, Gay, Homosexual Agenda, Indoctrination, Liberalism, Propaganda
Tagged Anti-Christian Bias, Gay, Propaganda, State Controlled Media
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Descozzafavacation (Or: Scraping Your Shoes Clean Before Running to Victory)
Sometimes the ugliest of new seven syllable words can express the most beautiful of sentiments.
In this case, reference is made to the wonderfully, if unintentionally, illustrative one-time “Republican” candidate for Congress, Dede Scozzafava.
Posted in Conservatism, Dede Scozzafava, Liberalism, Politics, Uncategorized
Tagged Dede Scozzafava, Dierdre Scozzafava, Doug Hoffman, Election, Hoffman, New York, Scozzafava
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